How Globalism Destroyed Us.

Hello, many of you know me as Rush Limbaugh, CEO of Non-shinobi News Network, Host of The Rush Limbaugh Show and sponsor for the nonshinobi militia movement known as the Guerrilla Republik. Ever since I came here I've warned everyone about how the Kage were creating a horrible system of globalism, fascism, fractional-reserve banking, and above all gore. They wanted to end civilians and create a triumphant New World Order. They hated the average ninja and many of them had secretly agreed to obliterate this world and move off world to the stars and merge with machines.

I've warned you about every FACET. EVERY DETAIL. EVERY SINGLE MINUTE PLOT OF THEIR PLAN. I'm not much smarter than you, all I did was look at the evidence. These people BRAGGED about wanting to put YOU DOWN. Yet everytime I warned you, you said I was a liar and threatened to MURDER ME.


Now look at. Pathetic. I warned you this would happen. Now its too late. They won.

lol god this guy...

OMG YES RUSH YES HEIL RUSH

I mean look folks they already released the airbourne chakra viruses all of your characters were infected. You shinobi who thought the Kage were gonna help you out were double-crossed and weren't give vaccines and were locked out bunkers now you're all going to die.

I MEAN MAH GOD FOLKS I WARNED YOU THIS WOULD HAPPEN ITS IN THE FUCKIN TREATY!!!!!


*POUNDS THE DESK IN ANGER KNOWN THE NEW WORLD ORDER TRICKED YOU*

AND ITS MY FAULT FOR NOT WAKING YOU SHEEP UP FAST ENOUGH NOW THE SITE AND EVERYONE YOU LOVE IS DEAD!!!!!!!

Omg I love Rushie o3o